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Fry from Futurama walked out of the store, holding a plastic bag that wriggled in his fingers. He grinned as the stink lizards crawled on top of one another, making the bag wriggle.

"Gosh, I sure hope Inc likes these" he said to himself. Excitedly walking back to planet express with his valentines day gift.

Inc, short for Incidental 3, had just moved to New York from his home town of bikini bottom.

He still remembered the day he was ordering from his favorite restaurant (the krabby patty) and he felt funny. He had been day drinking earlier, and took a wrong turn to use the bathroom. As he walked down the hallway, he opened what seemed like the bathroom door, but the cold dark room soon alerted him to it being a freezer. Next thing he knew, he walked back into a bikini bottom of chrome and clones, nothing like what he remembered.

Overall, he still missed the patties, but he had found something special here.

"I'm back!" Fry said, opening the door. Inc jumped up excitedly, wrapping his fins around Fry and kissing his cheek.

"Happy Valentines day, love" Inc said, losing himself in the attractive redhead's eyes for a moment that went for an eternity, like a roller coaster ride the attendant forgot to turn off and you're on your second ride, happy you got to go again, but before your third ride, when the fear creeps in.

"So, uh, I wanted to make today special, so I got you a present" Fry said, handing him the squirming bag of stink lizards. "I wasn't sure if you'd like a bird or stink lizards, but the lizards reminded me of you." Fry said, blushing as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Gee, thanks!" Inc said, taking the stink lizards. "I'll be sure to take good care of Incidental 223 to 323"

As he turned to take them to his room, Zoidberg walked into the room. "What's this?" He said, bumping into Inc, knocking the lizards from his hand. Immediately, they start scattering. Zoidberg grabs a handful and shoves them into his mouth.

"Oh no you don't!" Fry shouts, picking up a broom and hitting Zoidberg over the head with it, then forcing his mouth open to remove the stink lizards.

After that incident, Inc and Fry went back to lnc's house to set up the terrarium. After setting up up, the two grabbed a slurm from the fridge and sat on the balcony.

"You know, when I first got here, I was scared" Fry said. "I felt like a real fish out of water. And, well, you are one. It seems like we're made for each other.

Inc set a fin on Fry's hand. "You know, before you, nobody ever seemed to listen to me. In fact, I don't speak to anyone." He said.

"Well, I like listening to you." Fry set down his slurm and put his other hand on Inc's fin."

Inc pulled his red shirt off, laying back on the bed. His perfect abs and felt like a washboard as he ran his fins across them.

Fry hurriedly pulled his pants down, running over to the bed. "You know, I'm really glad you have the fish part on the top and the boy part on the bottom." Fry said, before ripping his shirt off and jumping on to the mattress. Fry pressed his tongue deep inside the sexy fish's throat, as if he was trying to get a taste of any krabby that might remain, but it was mostly slurm and stink lizard in there.

He reached his hand down and ran his hand down Inc's abs, running his fingernails lightly along his skin.

Inc moaned in delight, bucking his hips as his hardened cock lifted into the air like Christ on the third day.

"That's right" Fry said seductively, placing his hand on his big blue cock. "Hold on, I got just the thing." Fry said, as he poured some condensed slurm into his hand, and worked it into Inc's dick, stroking faster now.

The energy from the slurm only made Inc's massive erection more powerful, as he fucked StudBob Stuffedpants's magic hands (not as magic as when he had the robot devil's hands, but actually close).

Inc looked down, seeing Fry's own cock was throbbing hard, curving up, as it did when engorged.

Fry slowly pressed it unto Inc, as he moaned out in pain and pleasure. Continuing to jerk him off, Fry began slow fucking the aquatic creature, his green legs bouncing in the air.

"How's that baby?" Fry said "You like that don't you bitch?" Inc moaned out "Yes sir, it feels so *good*"

Fry picked up the pace, railing that tight fishussy like it was happy hour at a sushi bar. He felt his hard cock ready to burst, and he ejected a planet express size load into his asshole.

Inc's bucket finally released it's chum, shooting a huge load all over his perfect cum gutters.

As Fry pulled his dick out, he stopped to admire his masterpiece of a creampie. His thick, potent load sticking to the walls of Inc's perfect, used hole.

"How's my goatse looking senpai?" Inc said.

He chuckles "Well, it used to be a virgin asshole, but time makes fools of us all".

THE END

Art by the wonderful strawberriexe